Meet Zak
I’m Zak.
I run the marketing so you don’t have to.
You built something real. You’re just too busy running it to keep shouting about it online — and honestly, you shouldn’t have to. That’s my whole job. I’m the Alpine ibex who lives up here on the marketing so you can stay down there being great at the thing you actually do.
The Climb Down
Here’s how I come get you.
I learn how you sound.
Before I write a single word, I listen. How you talk to customers, the stuff you’d never say, the jokes that land — I catch all of it. So everything that goes out sounds like you had a good day and wrote it yourself. Never robot. Never that stiff, everybody-sounds-the-same slop.
I do the loud part.
Then I go to work while you run the place. Posts that don’t sound like a template. Emails your customers actually open. Showing up when someone Googles what you sell — and getting named when they ask ChatGPT instead of Google. All of it aimed at your people, not the whole internet.
You stay in charge.
Once a month I show you exactly what I did and what it got you — in plain English, no dashboard homework. You say keep going or change course. That’s it. No contract holding you hostage, no four-figure invoice for recycled ideas. You steer. I climb.
Base Camp
And then I’m right here. Waiting for you at the bottom.
What I stand for.
Your marketing should sound like a real person on a good day — not a robot, not a template, not the same three sentences every other business is posting this week.
You shouldn’t need an agency’s budget to look like you have one. I built the whole vetta’s worth of tools a big company gets, and pointed them at businesses your size.
You should always know exactly what’s working and what it cost. No black boxes, no smoke. I’m a goat — I climb for a living, so I’ll never leave you guessing what I did up there.
Ready to leave the herd?
Month to month. No contracts. Founding price locked for life. You bring the business — I’ll handle the loud part.
#LeaveTheHerd